“The Real Housewives of Dallas” returns for its second season tonight at 9 p.m. on Bravo. You’re either in utter disbelief or putting champagne on ice. Cary Deuber, Stephanie Hollman, LeeAnne Locken and Brandi Redmond are all back, with D’Andra Simmons and Kameron Westcott joining the main cast.

To follow along with all of the shenanigans/madness/antics/etc., we’ve created an instant live feed on Twitter for your social media pleasure.