The State Fair of Texas is just days away (Sept. 29, to be more specific). And while many are prepping themselves for a selfie with “Big Tex” and/or making sure their favorite ride is coming back, the masses are flocking to this coveted ground for the food. Corndogs, fried Oreos, etc. Pick your poison, and it’s probably fried.

Some of the crazier inventions were revealed earlier in August to compete at the Big Tex Choice Awards, where Tom Grace’s Funnel Cake Bacon Queso Burger and Clint Probst’s Gulf Coast Fish Bowl won top honors.

Now, the list grows (as well as the foreseeable larger waistlines), so it’s time to prepare. But, who’s really counting calories at the State Fair of Texas? List below courtesy of Eater Dallas…

Fried Mango Loco

Jalapeno Popcorn

Pineapple Float

Chicken Fried Spam Fries

Caramel Sea Salt Beer

Deep Fried Bacon Wrapped Slovacek’s Garlic Pepper Jack Sausage on a Stick

Crabmeat Jalapeno Poppers

Veggie Hot Dog

Spicy Garlic Fries

Deep Fried Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Cheese

Shrimp Po’boy with Sriracha Cilantro Aioli

Fried Cheesecake Stuffed Apple Sundae

Dreamy Drunken Sopapilla Cheesecake Bar

Crawfish Lollipop

Fried Arroz con Pollo

Oreo Beer

Tipsy Topsy Catfish on a Stick

Cajun Fried Devil Eggs

Deep Fried Root Beer Float with Dragon’s Breath

Beer Battered Beef Jerky